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Daria from Russia.
  • deadlyspoons:

    I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

    (Source: whitedad, via greed)

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  • blheed:

    dark pale ft glow

    (Source: actionactioncut, via 26-11-1997)

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  • (Source: sadgirl1017, via clairebeechum)

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  • caribeaux:

    caribeaux:

    drdavidbrinner:

    how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

    how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

    how do you know?????

    You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

    Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

    (Source: megachikorita, via distressedwhale)

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  • commandingofficers:

    kissmejasontodd:

    neverlands-littlesecret:

    sugar-spice—and-everything-nice:

    Just a little blast from the past. Childhood nostalgia for girls who grew up in the 90s and early 2000s ♥

    Girls these days don’t know what they’re missing out on.

    I can literally smell the cheap plastic
    memories

    I HAD EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE PLASTICY GOD SENDS OF THE 90S - 2000S. MEMORIES 

    (Source: verified--fangirl, via lolsomeone-actually)

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  • thekingofsarcasrn:

    fandom-lair:

    wedrinkmoriartea:

    simonjadis:

    callmeoutis:

    secretlifeofageekygirl:

    The amount of notes concerns me

    i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

    the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

    much to the dismay of the lead detective

    BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

    i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

    HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN

    (Source: loadedsword, via lolsomeone-actually)

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  • owlgoggles20:

    astutes:

    A clock that writes the time.

    This is so unnecessary I’ll take 20

    (Source: astutes, via lolsomeone-actually)

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  • jupiter2:

    These two crows are having way too much fun playing in the snow

    (via distressedwhale)

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